Thanks To Molly Shattuck, The Sex Offender Pool Just Got More Sexy!

Thank You, Molly Shattuck. Although Ridiculous - The Sex Offender Registry Always Welcomes More MILFs!

Thank You, Molly Shattuck. Although Ridiculous – The Sex Offender Registry Always Welcomes More MILFs!


Yes, I feel sorry for Molly Shattuck. And the teenage boy that kept getting incredible blow jobs from her. In her car. And on vacation. And sexting with her on her cell phone.

But mostly, I feel sad for the American people that think lumping her in with Jerry Sandusky makes any sense at all.

It’s not only ridiculous – it’s idiotic. In 2014, the National Sex Offender registry sky rocketed to over 3/4 million United States citizens. While that might make great water cooler conversation, it’s completely useless. How do you monitor that many people – or better yet, are you sure you need to?

Do we really need to publicly ridicule this lady, and shame her, and keep her away from toddlers at the park? I encourage you to visit and get the full perspective.

- Long Live Registry Reform

Holy Schneikies! Is the ICE MILF a Sex Offender?!

I.C.E. MILFAnd the MILFs just keep on coming…This is the latest news story of unrequited sexual harrassment – allegedly. It looks like the Secret Service isn’t the only federal agency with a ‘secret service.’ Even though the secret is out, the federal government still has a lot of sexual misconduct to engage in before catching up with hot-to-trot teachers. Stay tuned.

How Sexy Housewives Become Sex Offenders

Here’s a story of a lovely lady…who got totally screwed by an uninformed legal system that can’t tell the difference between a sexual fantasy and a sexual predator. The worst part is the 14 year-old male “victim” is the one that caused the story to come out because he was bragging to his friends. And now it’s much harder to find the dangerous absconders looking for 4 year-olds. Good job, everybody.

NEWSFLASH! “Former NFL Cheerleader Sarah Jones Denies She Is the ‘Female Sandusky'”

How far is this ridiculous news story going to go? You must watch this absurd news presentation where the news media and legal system pretend that the 16 year-old male victim, and friend of the family, is portrayed as possibly among a long list of damaged children in the long line of ruined lives from this vicious sex monster. Oh, and of course, in case your interested, click here to watch video of Kate Upton prancing around in her panties. What were we talking about, again? Oh, yes, vicious hot cheerleader predators, yuck!

One Is A Sex Offender & One Is Not. Why?

Everybody Loves This Story: Sex Offender Arrested For 169th Time After Allegedly Groping Woman - Even if he wasn’t arrested 169 times for sex offenses, it’s just totally funnier that way.

So, Here’s A New Story Today: Washington Mayor Sorry for Touching Two Co-Workers, Said It Wasn’t Sexual - Hey, it wasn’t sexual. It was some kind of mayoral malfunction.

Bottom Line: Groping compulsion is a problem. For some people, it will always be a problem. For other people, they need a serious wake up call. But groping and inappropriate touching for self gratification has no place on a Sex Offender Registry. Victims are hurt, but the law is not for revenge. It is for justice. Justice would be mandatory completion for Sexually Compulsive Behavior or GPS tracking – But not registered. Period. DEAR PLANET: The only people that should be registered sex offenders are those that molest children or have violently raped others. Mainly, we’re talking about YOUNG boys and girls that have been SEXUALLY VIOLATED. If a male or female has not done that, they should not be registered. We’re not talking about statutory, or teachers gone wild. Compulsive People Need Help – Not Prison.