HOT cheerleading asst. coach gets a FELONY for giving a BLOW JOB to 17 year old male student!

megan-craftonHere’s the news story:

She’s 22, she’s hot, and she gave head to a 17-year old male student in a car. There, I said it. She’s also engaged to be married. The felony falls under “CHILD SEDUCTION.” Really?! Anybody else ever got head from an older woman? Nobody?

I looked up the definition of “child” – it states that “child” is technically younger than 14 years old. Doesn’t it make more sense that a horny, 17 year old high school senior male that she was flirting with and who likely told her she was the hottest thing he’d ever seen, was consensual and pleased with this Class AAA charge of Blowjob Fantasy Of A Lifetime. Isn’t anybody going to use some common sense? Half of all men of the world would like to have been in that car in any capacity. Won’t somebody else just admit that?

Will she be registered as a SEX OFFENDER? Which means it will be even harder to locate actual child molesters that are hunting for 6 year olds. Wow. Great job law makers and voters! You’re really cleaning up society, by nailing this HOTTIE! I wonder how many public officials flirted with her during this process?

Say it. Blow Job. Hot Fantasy. Sex Laws Need To Be Updated. This Is Insane!

( By the way, of course FoxNews reported this because it appears that they absolutely love putting hot blondes with the word “SEX” on the screen as often as possible. )